OMG Starz!

As if plucking down the $1.25 million price tag weren't enough to prove shameless excess and outworldly opulence, the Bugatti Veyron Fbg par Hermes, which costs nearly double: $2.3 million, makes Ferrari owners look poor in comparison.

 The 16-cylinder (that's sixteen) engine and 1001 horsepower monster is fastest legal car on the planet, which rips from a standstill to north of 62 mph in just 2.5 seconds.

Even some of the richest celebrities can't afford this plane-without-wings, although it's said to be so expensive it actually floats on the ground, the latter of which simply isn't worthy of the touch of such graceful gold-digging objects of envy that even gravity itself allows the car to defy it in long stretches of road. Which basically means that except for the two such places on Earth, there's almost nowhere you can run this toy at top speed in any major city. Of course that doesn't matter, because the speed by which chicks swoon all over you for obviously the wrong reasons is what counts.

Then again, Hermes or no Hermes, this big bulbous beauty is a good excuse for the filthy (i mean filthy rich) to part with some cash for this gas guzzling marvel, just in time when carbon footprints and Priuses are in vogue.