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It seems that the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce has caused a fan to go unhinged.

According to Brit publication Mirror Newspaper, a “crazed Madonna fan stormed on to the set of Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him.”

Ritchie, who’s currently in the middle of splitting from the singer, was reportedly just yards away when a teenager dressed in an all-black outfit suddenly appeared on the movie set of Ritchie’s new Sherlock Holmes remake.

The boy, who managed to sneak into the Manchester set, was allegedly wielding a 21-inch knife and screaming, “Where’s Guy? I’m going to kill him!” As security tussled with him, he yelled, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy.”

Representatives for the filmmaker has issued no statement about the attack, maybe because it never happened or they just dismissed the occurrence as too idiotic to blabber about to the press.

One thing though. Who would have ever thought that somebody in the planet – and a teenager at that – lusts after Madge the man-gristle and is even willing to kill for her? Guy better keep an eye out. Madonna has got loads of 'em fans, deranged ones counted.

Anyway, Madge is currently on The Sticky & Sweet Tour and is making an a-- of herself, staging concert acts like she's still in her 20s. It's embarrassing to see someone who's just your mother's age perform like a stripper-ho for the world to see.

I wouldn't want to trade places with Lourdes.