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Duh personality Mischa Barton (what's her occupation again?) tells UK’s The Sun, "Posh doesn't strike me as particularly stylish. I don't think she's a good example of British style at all.”

Before you go yelling who let the raccoon in the building and why it’s wearing a dress of all things, you’ve got to hear the raccoon Barton first: “I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.” And you thought raccoons didn’t speak. Hah.

Anyway, this may come as a surprise to Posh since she’s used to people (the British anyway) seeing her as the goddess of style, bowing down at her feet, and praising the heavens for her impeccable fashion sense.

But Barton? No dice, spice. The British-born former OC star bravely says, “The reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

Riiight. But doing your own thing doesn’t mean you should go to charity balls looking like something out of the woods with a blah sweatband. And looking worse than that certain Olsen twin.