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Celebrity pairings have ranged from cute to bizarre. Then there are those that can be considered a rarity.

One of them is the Jacko-Pam Anderson tandem.

UK's arguably reliable Daily Mirror has reported that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have gone out on a string of dates.

While they might look odd together, they share a common love. They both heart plastic surgery.

The British daily quotes a source who claims that the mammoth-chested Baywatch babe is a massive follower of the moonwalking and crotch-grabbing King of Pop.

Since Jackson is a humanitarian, it's safe to assume that he's also a fan of the PETA model's big chest heart. Anderson loves animals and hates real girls that eat meat.

Mutual feelings and all, they decided to hook up in Malibu.

The big stars that they are, their people made sure their tryst was as covert as an FBI agent’s mission.

A Mirror source claims Jackson fears being stalked so he thought he and Pam should go “somewhere neutral for their first date.” He decided the get-together should be held in Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach -- in a corner where sunlight has no way of streaming in.

So no one would accuse them anything, they deliberately arrived separately then had a few tipples at the bar.

The source insists that Pam and Mike chose to be hidden from public view because, first, they didn’t want anyone to see how unusual they look together.

Second, they feared for their lives (read: they don’t want the lovely California sunshine dissolving their existence into puddles.)

As Mirror puts it, “there’s a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face.”

The blabbermouth adds that the two appeared to have totally hit it off: Pamela was flirting with MJ – naturally – and he reportedly appeared to love every minute of it.

The insider claims Jackson enjoyed the rendezvous immensely that he felt brave enough to ask the blonde bombshell out for a second tryst.

Orange children, anyone?