P Diddy: John McCain Is “Bugging the F**k Out”
Ian Jones
Rapper P Diddy has slammed presidential wannabe John McCain for his running mate choice and suggested a very unlikely candidate.

Diddy, who changed his name to show support for Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama, ranted in his video:
"This is a message to John McCain. My name is Diddy. You may know me by my government name which is Sean Combs, but my friends know me as a Diddy, a.k.a. So-Rock Obama.

"I had to check in with you to tell you are bugging the f**k out. I don't even understand what planet you are on right now. This is the job to be the leader of the free world. No disrespect, I love you, I want you to live to be 110, but things happen. What happened if god forbid, you became president. You got a running mate from Alaska? Come on man. I don't even know if there are any black people in Alaska. Come on!"
Marvelous train of thought from the rap mogul. And yes, he's got words for Palin, too:
"Sarah you need to be down with the whole cabinet. You are not ready to be no vice president. What is the reality in Alaska? There isn't even any crackheads in Alaska. There isn't any black people, no crime. There isn't even any foreign policies in Alaska. You need to get versed on black policies. We are the future."
With that, Diddy promised to get out there and persuade the youth to go out and vote for Obama in November.
"I am going to get focused and make sure that all the young ones, all the forgotten ones that they get busy on November 4 and vote in record numbers. This won't be the last time you hear my name. I am going to bring millions out to the polls to make sure.

"If you really think we are going to let you win this election with these crazy decisions that you are making then you are bugging. I am calling all youth, all colours, all youth voters - November 4 we have to protect our future because John McCain is bugging the f**k out."
Diddy went on to tell McCain that he should have asked Michelle Obama, the missus, to be his running mate.
"You should have got Michelle Obama to be your running mate - now that would have been strategic. This one right here is not respectful to our lives. Would you let her keep your kids? Raise your kids? For real? No.

"You are my man, you are a war hero, but no way. You are bugging the f**k out. That is completely irresponsible."
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P Diddy, alias government name Sean Combs, your'e also “bugging the f**k out” of me.

After being exposed to conventional thinking, this speech has probably got your head spinning. I heard he's made fifteen more of these, so get ready for more Diddiotic rants.