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Rehab hitmaker Amy Winehouse has come up with a wicked scheme to upset James Bond. 

The Brit singer intends to wrap up the track she started writing with Mark Ronson for the latest Bond offering, "Quantum of Solace," and release it at the same time as the new theme by Jack White and Alicia Keys comes out.

Amy reportedly said she’s out to “prove that they have made a big mistake.”

“I do think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit, I have them all up here [pointing to her beehive].” So that’s what her hair is for – to store her demo tapes.

"I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine – and I am tempted to do it on the same day – this would be the bigger hit.” ‘Clean cut and boring’ aren’t exactly fitting descriptions for White, but since Winehouse said it, there must be a sliver of truth to it.

Her parting words, “If they change their minds, I’m waiting!”

So, the Winehouse is still nursing wounds after she was dropped in favor of Keys and White to record the official Bond track.

She was supposedly THE favorite for the assignment, but Bond bosses detected that she had a bit of an issue with stringing a coherent sentence and her regular sanatorium visits related to her snorting activities didn’t help.

So Amy was plunked, something that never sat well with her and she isn’t taking it lying down either.

Can’t wait till she releases the hit that’s cooking in her crack-infested hive. Mewonders if the song has the word Blaaaake in it.