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Crooner Jewel and champion bullrider Ty Murray, her beau of 10 years, flew to the Bahamas to elope, according to People.

The act of eloping actually gives way to thoughts of a baby jewel – which means another celebrity baby gets born into the world and affixed with names as odd as Tyger Toof or Crystal Jewel.

Jewel’s spokesperson says, "She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon."

Jewel, who Dlisted smartly likens to a Squinty Zellwegger but better-looking, can just about compile into a book all the criticisms she got because of the “snaggle tooth” she never bothered to have fixed.

In a world where orange tans and size 600 silicone breasts are the norm, her incisors are delightfully natural in that it made her endearing and REAL to many people.

The pretty singer also displays unassuming attitude and doesn’t seem too concerned about her celebrity status as she still likes to do regular people stuff such as working around her ranch and riding horses.

She also doesn’t give a cowboy's hoot if her man looks like a Brokeback Mountain guy.