Jessica Simpson Has the Best Set of ‘Knockers’
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After recently putting their owner’s life in PETA danger for broadcasting a life-threatening message about real girls eating meat, Jessica Simpson’s bumpers have now done her a ‘favor.’ 

The Texas-born blonde's magnificent mammaries have actually helped her nail the top spot of a new poll and made Joe Simpson one real proud papa.

In Touch Weekly’s new survey of the “Best Breasts in Hollywood,” the country crooner landed heavy at the top spot.

Proud manager/dad Joe declares, "She's got double-Ds! You can't cover those suckers up."

She actually beat the "suckers" out of arch-nemesis Pamela Anderson, who surprisingly didn't make the cut(!) so she probably won’t take this one sitting down.

That’s some revenge, Simpson. Cage fight, anyone?

Here are the top ten Hollywood actresses voted by many folks to have the best bumpers:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles