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  1. Chelsea Gets Hitched [Weddings] - Chelsea Clinton tied the knot with Marc Mezvinsky in front of 500 guests this evening in Rhinebeck, NY. Details about the event are still emerging, but you'll find the first few photos of the interfaith ceremony conducted this evening below. More »
  2. Dutch Teen Cleared To Leave On Around-the-World Sailing Trip [Kids These Days] - Dutch teen Laura Dekker leaves Wednesday for Portugal, where she will begin her attempt at being the youngest person to sail around the world alone. Last week a court released the 14-year-old from Dutch child protection services guardianship. [AP] More »
  3. Serena and Dan Dine Out [Stalker Deluxe] - Blake Lively and boyfriend Penn Badgley dined last night at Market Table in the Village, says a Gawker Stalker tipster who sent along this photo. Have you seen someone interesting? Email it to stalker@gawker.com or post it yourself to #stalker. More »

Dlisted – Be Very Afraid

  1. Chelsea Clinton Is A Married Woman Now! -

    I'm taking a quick second from slurping up my pre-dinner snack of ice cream soup and a cup of vodka with a splash of tap water to bring you the news that Chelsea Clinton, the curly haired girl we watched grow up and master the art of the blow out, married Marc Mezvinsky in Rhinebeck, NY today.

    Chelsea and Marc said all that I do shit in front of 400 people including Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen and Madeline Albright. Bill and Hillary Clinton put down their plastic champagne flutes, crawled on top of the bridal party table and yelled this at everyone:

    "Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends. We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family. On behalf of the newlyweds, we want to give special thanks to the people of Rhinebeck for welcoming us and to everyone for their well-wishes on this special day."

    How can they say all those words and NOT mention how many bridesmaids Bill humped on in the fancy ass Port-A-Potties. Seriously, those Port-A-Potties were meant to do ho shit in. Oh well, the night is still young.

    Congrats to Chelsea and Marc! If I was in the area, I'd dress up like Helen Thomas and crash that party, because you know they have some good shit. Not like the generic brand rubbing alcohol I'm sipping on right now.

    Here's a few pictures of the locals celebrating Chelsea's blessed day by dressing up as furries and sitting on lawn chairs while holding homemade signs.

  2. Open Post: Hosted By Antoine Dodson -


    In just a few short days Antoine Dodson has earned a special place in the Styrofoam carton of rotten ground beef some doctors refer to as my heart. Antoine's place in my heart is right next to Ariel Wade (Whatever happen to Ariel Wade?!). Antoine has returned to share more words of wisdom with his fans.

    In what I hope becomes an hourly segment, WAFF caught up with Antoine yesterday to talk about how he has become the crack that is causing YouTube's servers to work overtime. Antoine, who was wearing an outfit sweeter than a Kiwi Banana Starburst dipped in hummingbird juice, shrugged off his new fame and said his main focus is to beat the foolery out of his sister's attacker. Antoine plans to do that while calling the police at the same time. Now where we know where the real inspiration for True Blood's Lafayette came from.

    BONUS! Antonie has also received the Auto-Tune treatment. Antoine and his fellow Alabamian, the Struttin' That Ass Dude, need to join forces and take their act on the road! Together they will drop tanginess on all our senses.

    (Thanks to all who sent this in)

  3. A Check Is A Check: Teresa Giudice's Sizzle Tans Commercial -


    Lying down on a tanning bad that somebody else put their crotch on is "skeevy and gross", but The Real (Foreclosed) Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice obviously got over that for a quick check! Teresa, who is thisclose to being Miss September in the Beauties of the IRS' Most Wanted List calendar, showed off her orange Fruit Roll-up complexion in this commercial for Sizzle Tans.

    Sizzle Tans originally wanted Teresa's husband Juicy Delicious to star in the commercial, but he couldn't get on the tanning bed without using a step ladder so they thought that might kill the mood. Speaking of Juicy Delicious, why isn't he out getting new jobs since he's the one who get them into this bankruptcy mess? It's Disney World's busiest season right now, so I'm sure they are looking for a little nugget who can fit into the King Louie costume. Get on that, Juicy Delicious!

    via Popeater

Perez Hilton – Hating Hollywood

  1. Put In Your Orders Now, Twilighters! - Looking for something creepy to get the Twilight lover in your life? Look no further than these new Eclipse action figures! Several characters are available for your Twilight delight. Sashay the night away with Edward and his posable, masculine pointed toe. (Tutu and glitter edition sold separately). You can get Bella, with a perfectly sculpted scowl, [...]
  2. David Archuleta's Album Gets Pushed Back - Uh, oh! After a weak debut with his first single "Something 'Bout Love" last week, David Archuleta's upcoming album The Other Side Down has been pushed back from a September release to October. His website reads: "We’d like you all to be the first to know that the release date for The Other Side of Down has changed. [...]
  3. NY Congressman Flips Out! - It's like a scene from a movie! Democratic New York Representative Anthony Weiner got very fired up when discussing medical care for the responders of 9/11. Talk about passion! Check it out above!

Just Jared

  1. Vanessa Hudgens & Neil Patrick Harris: Root for Rent! - Vanessa Hudgens & Neil Patrick Harris work it out during rehearsals as they prepare for Rent at the Hollywood Bowl later this month. Aaron Tveit and Vanessa play Roger and Mimi in the hit musical. Director Neil Patrick Harris told Broadway World, “I’m thrilled with the cast. With this gang, I’m hoping to provide an [...]
  2. Seraphina Affleck: Say Cheese! - Seraphina Affleck smiles for her mama Jennifer Garner! - OK Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron enjoy a lunch a date - Just Jared Jr Halle Berry still looks great in a bikini! - The Superficial Mila Kunis enjoys a good cup o’ joe - Celebuzz Minka Kelly is Friday Night Fine - Celebslam Gwen Stefani is back to making sweet [...]
  3. Mindy Kaling: Finger Food Friday! - The Office babe Mindy Kaling slips into a sexy one-shoulder Herve Leger dress at NBC Universal’s 2010 TCA Summer Party held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Friday (July 30). The actress/writer, who turned 31 last month, tweeted why she was really going to the party: “NBC TCA event today. Lots of fun to talk to [...]